Considering I only started this blog last night, I received a rather surprising amount of hits in this first 24 hours. I hate that I can't see what search terms led to find this dark little corner of the Interwebs, but I disgress.
What am I here for? I'm here to tell you how to successfully carry on an affair. When I say "successful" I mean, not getting caught. For lack of a better term, I've been a professional mistress for several years now. While fun as hell, these relationships are not easy and not for the faint of heart. If you've come across the blog you're probably considering starting an affair, or maybe in the beginning stages. If you're trying to figure out how to dodge questions, you poor bastard.
I doubt I update this thing often, but who knows.
